The Most Useless Machine Ever!

Booth

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I reckon Wiggy invented this before his Wig-Rig infamy.

 

Cop

Making Dreams
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Really handy machine... at least the user will never leave it on
 

wiggy

The Mastodon
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im gonna make one but instead of a switch have a button, then rest my penis on ito_O
 

Strawbs

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wiggy said:
im gonna make one but instead of a switch have a button, then rest my penis on ito_O

"Here is a box. A musical box. Wound up and ready to play. But this box can hide a secret inside. Can you guess what is in it today? It's Windy Miller. Hello Windy."

*windy waves*

"What's that you have? Is it Wiggy's knob?"

*Windy nods*

"What have you been doing with it?"

*Windy makes a wanking sign*

"Ahh, I see. Will you be doing the fire brigade aswell?"

*Windy nods*

"Well goodbye Windy. See you next time." [/briancant]
 
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